I WILL GET IN!
HAHAHA!!!! I had to stay up until 5 am during the whole harry potter week thing where you could get beta accounts. On the first night, I was armed with my Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone copy and a water bottle with my laptop on my knee staring at the homepage of Pottermore. Mom came out at like 1 am, and said GET THE HELL IN BED NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wanted to Avada Kedavra her into next Tuesday, but I figured that would get me kicked out of Hogwarts, so instead I took my stuff to my bed, and started again. Then the clue about how many owl breeds are listed on the shop sign. So I started scouring through the book, LIKE A BOSS!. then I found it. I typed it in, and it took me to this website where a bunch of feathers were floating around, and it said find the magic feather. I clicked everyone, then saw one glowing, but it was too late. It said Sorry, you have not gained access. I was like NOOOOOOO! So I refreshed the page, and clicked on the glowy feather thing and was all like “I’M CLICKING YOU YOU STUPID THING!!!!!!! YOU KNOW I’M CLICKING YOU!!!!!” Then I got access and was doing my victory dance at 5 am.
That’s how I got my pottermore account.
Don’t care? Too bad. 8D
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THIS IS NOT MINE, BUT SOOOOO FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!
Awkward Moment #1
The awkward moment when some sort of relative cooked you something, and is like “Why don’t you have some more?” and you swear that the food’s moving.